Yugoslavian Mindsludge

i attended college in Pennsylvania. The area is flooded with Mennonites, a faction of Amish (or is it the other way? addling topic!) that is differentiated by their need to shop at Wal-Mart and buy required household items such as Ritz crackers, Era Plus and Cocoa Pebbles. Yes, each of these products is as vital to the existence of the Mennonite Fighters of Crime and Tyranny as a Magic Bullet would be to the #1 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle nemesis, The Shredder. Don't question, dreadnoks and dragon ladies; just move through the turnstile and deposit the necessary coinage into the slot.

While i am here, i will discuss the issue of resurrection. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon was a popular show from 1988 to 1996 that has seen several reincarnations in recent years, including a distasteful live-action show conceived in the vibe of the totally average cinematic trilogy of the early 90s and a less goofy version that debuted in 2001 that attempts to capture the comic book "feel" but ends up being unastonishing and mundane. I think the only cartoon character that has consistently been fun to watch throughout the years is Batman. The Filmation cartoons of the late 60's and late 70's were molded in the image of the camp live-action Adam West show--fun to watch, great stuff. Batman and Robin had those legendary guest star shots on "Scooby-Doo" and were consistently impressive on "Superfriends". Batman the Animated Series was spectacular and not at all condescending; Batman Beyond surprised me, also more than mildly entertaining. Uh oh, then 2004 saw the premiere of "The Batman" which is a legal right to self-inflicted premature demise. This is bad, folks, and i am forced to add this to the list. DEMERIT!!

Spider-Man of the 60's, WILD WILD WILD.
Spider-Man of the 80's (with and without his Amazing Friends), a refreshing change of pace and not worthy of contempt.
Spider-Man of the 90's, i am gonna be ill so go to the other side of the room and cover yourself with a tarp.

THIS HAS GOTTA STOP!!!

Sayonara, bushwhackers.