The Assassin Bug vs. The Destroying Angel

i posted a long one today, so i will try to keep this blog brief, just a couple o' t'ings i gotta mentionalize:

1. Math problem: Hippopotamus + Hypnotist=?
a) Hippotist
b) Hypnopotamus
c) The Hypno Hippo
d) Ray

RIGHT! Let's talkafy 'bout 'nother topic. Have a bottle o' pop and pull up a stool...

Let's design a Royal Rumble. Everyone loves a 30-man, over the top, battle royal. It's good for your pancreas. Here's the order of entry--hope you enjoy:
1. Captain Caveman
2. Bull Shannon from "Night Court"
3. Hefty Smurf
4. Bizarro
5. Rocksteady (the warthog goon from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles")
6. Peter Griffin
7. Wilmer Valderrama
8. Slimer
9. Radioactive Man
10. Cameron Diaz's stunt double from "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle"
11. Tim Conway
12. "Major Dad" Gerald McRaney
13. Bebop (the rhino goon from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"14. Magilla Gorilla
15. Jose Canseco
16. Eric Idle
17. Atom Ant
18. Solomon Grundy ("Solomon Grundy Hate Superfriends!")
19. Scrooge McDuck
20. Kel
21. Kenan
22. Luke Perry
23. Courageous Cat
24. Dick Dastardly
25. Mer-Man
26. Cobra Commander
27. Dave Seville (the guy who takes care of the Chipmunks)
28. Gossamer (huge, red-haired monster from the Warner Bros. 'toons)
29. Dynomutt
and, of course, we all know who drew #30...
30. "The Birdman" Koko B. Ware

sayonara, pencil sharpeners.