Friday, February 25, 2005

Spinedrifter

The insects crawling about on this rock aren't due to win awards for congeniality anytime soon, that's certain. One might consider that an unfortunate inevitability; i am included in the ranks of the unawed yet i am still sighing despondently...

By the by, ten years ago i was NOT a Starbucks person. i condemned the patrons and threw them hostile glances. Now, i've altered my attitude 180 degrees. Clearly anyone who objects vociferously to the coffeehouse chain is overlooking the tangible reality that the coffee is GOOD. Just don't make eye contact with anyone, order your coffee, and depart quickly. You don't have to philosophize, just suck in the caffeine and zip through your day.

Sayonara, shot-putters! <---giving all the rotten apples the middle finger. go ahead, bite it off, it's a hydra and six more will grow in its stead to plague the remainder of your pestiferous existence.