He Who Owns the Clicker Owns the World
i have decided that what is on the Cartoon Network nowadays is crap. So, we are all going to depart this universe for an alternate reality where i run the cartoon kingdom. Oh my god, am i serious?? Yes, this is very very serious business and here we go...SIT DOWN!! ESCAPE IS FUTILE!!
Weekday Schedule:
6:00 am--Groove Goolies
6:30 am--Mr. Magoo
7:00 am--The Bullwinkle Show
7:30 am--George of the Jungle
8:00 am--Deputy Dawg
8:30 am--Mighty Mouse
9:00 am--Looney Tunes
10:00 am--Woody Woodpecker
10:30 am--Popeye
11:00 am--Pink Panther
11:30 am--Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
12:00 pm--The Real Ghostbusters
12:30 pm--Jonny Quest
1:00 pm--Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
1:30 pm--The Tick
2:00 pm--He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
2:30 pm--She-Ra: Princess of Power
3:00 pm--M.A.S.K.
3:30 pm--G.I. Joe
4:00 pm--Thundercats
4:30 pm--Silverhawks
5:00 pm--Challenge of the Go-Bots
5:30 pm--The Transformers
6:00 pm--Voltron, Defender of the Universe
6:30 pm--Gigantor
7:00 pm--Hanna-Barbera World of Super Adventure (This was a syndicated show from the 80's that combined Space Ghost, Birdman, Galaxy Trio, Herculoids, Shazzan, Dino Boy, Mightor, Moby Dick, The Impossibles and Frankenstein Jr.)
7:30 pm--Marvel Superheroes (syndicated show from the 60's that featured Thor, Hulk, Sub-Mariner, Captain America and Iron Man)
8:00 pm--Scooby-Doo
9:00 pm--Superfriends
10:00 pm--Spider-Man: The Animated Series
10:30 pm--X-Men: The Animated Series
11:00 pm--Batman: The Animated Series
11:30 pm--Superman: The Animated Series
12:00 am--Speed Racer
12:30 am--Robotech
1:00 am--Battle fo the Planets
1:30 am--Star Blazers
2:00 am--Star Trek: The Animated Series
2:30 am--Return to the Planet of the Apes (Remember that one??)
3:00 am--Abbott and Costello (long-forgotten toon of the 60's)
3:30 am--Laurel and Hardy (another long-forgotten toon of the 60's)
4:00 am--Dick Tracy
4:30 am--The Jackson 5ive
5:00 am--Batfink
5:30 am--Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse
Important: The schedule from 8 pm to 6 am never changes. Sooooo all of those programs are on 7 days a week!
Saturday Schedule:
6:00 am--Top Cat
6:30 am--Wally Gator
7:00 am--Huckleberry Hound
7:30 am--The Magilla Gorilla Show
8:00 am--Quick Draw McGraw
8:30 am--Peter Potamus and his Magical Flying Balloon
9:00 am--The Atom Ant/Hillbilly Bears Show
9:30 am--The Secret Squirrel/Squiddly Diddly Show
10:00 am--Dastardly & Muttley
10:30 am--Wacky Race
11:00 am--Yogi Bear
11:30 am--Yogi's Gang
12:00 pm--Yogi's Treasure Hunt
12:30 pm--Scooby's All-Star Laff-a-Lympics
1:00 pm--Josie and the Pussycats
1:30 pm--Josie and the Pussycats in Outer Space
2:00 pm--Godzilla
2:30 pm--Hong Kong Phooey
3:00 pm--Jabberjaw
3:30 pm--Speed Buggy
4:00 pm--Clue Club
4:30 pm--Goober and the Ghost Chasers
5:00 pm--The Funky Phantom
5:30 pm--The New Shmoo
6:00 pm--The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan
6:30 pm--Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels
7:00 pm--Fangface
7:30 pm--Dynomutt, Dog Wonder
Sunday Schedule:
6:00 am--The Inhumanoids (remember THAT one?!?)
6:30 am--Jem
7:00 am--Hulk Hogan's Rock and Wrestling
8:00 am--The Mighty Heroes
8:30 am--Mr. T
9:00 am--Mighty Orbots
9:30 am--Turbo Teen
10:00 am--Drak Pack
10:30 am--Dungeons and Dragons
11:00 am--Thundarr the Barbarian
11:30 am--Blackstarr
12:00 am--The Kids Super Power Hour with Shazam!
1:00 pm--The Plastic Man Comedy Adventure Show
2:00 pm--Rickety Rocket (Remember THAT one?!?!)
2:30 pm--Goldie Gold and Action Jack
3:00 pm--The Batman-Superman Hour (this show will have the Filmation super-hero toons of the 60's: Superman, Batman, Aquaman, Superboy, Teen Titans, Flash, etc.)
4:00 pm--The New Adventures of Batman (Filmation toon of the 70's with Bat-Mite)
4:30 pm--Superman '88 (short-lived CBS toon)
5:00 pm--The Fantastic Four
5:30 pm--The New Fantastic Four (from the 70's)
6:00 pm--Spider-Man (greatest theme song EVER! DON'T ARGUE!!)
6:30 pm--Spider-Woman
7:00 pm--The Incredible Hulk/Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends Hour (From the 80's)
Okay, all of you are convinced of my insanity. Consider this: is it i who is Captain Crazy...or does the fact that such a line-up does not exist strike you as slightly more berzerk???
Sayonara, noodle-heads.
